Emerson Dameron

Emerson Dameron is a writer, comedian and masterful cuddler. He lives in Los Angeles.

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Written by Emerson Dameron.
Posted on June 4, 2009.

Quickness
- You're not Atlas. And no one will care if you shrug. 1 week ago
- Waiting for the fireworks. Huge crowd, sitting on the grass. And, yes, the lawn sprinklers come on. 2 months ago
- Ladies? If you think there's anything hawt about the Twilight series, guess what? You're a pedophile. 2 months ago
- I'm Emerson Dameron. I'm bad and I'm bold. I drink PBR and piss Cuervo Gold. 3 months ago
- "If you ever see a ghost, cut the motherfucker." -Rudy Ray Moore, RIP 3 months ago
- I'm cleaning up. Cutting back. Pretty soon, I'll be allowed to bring my liver on airplanes. 4 months ago
Links
- Emerson Dameron
Categories
- Comedy