Emerson Dameron
Coffee's for closers only.
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“Gangsta” is something specific. Gangsta is where sun-kissed leisure meets violent cynicism. Gangsta is a yin-yang thing that could theoretically exist outside Los Angeles, CA, but usually doesn’t.

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There won’t be another band like the Jesus Lizard. Not anytime soon.

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It’s hard to talk about the apocalypse without using the word “awesome.” If you’re getting your vitamins and oxygen, you’d love a front-row seat for the apocalypse.

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At my Cub Scout den meeting, the American flag on the back wall is hanging upside down. The den mother speaks softly, and has a funny accent. We all recite the Pledge of Allegiance together.

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Baby, baby, baby. What’s it gonna be? Baby, baby, baby. Is it him or is it me?

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